I sit here because I know I look good.
After watching the birds fluttering about and teasing me with their jittery antics I meow loudly and Mum comes running out with her camera to capture my perfect image for posterity.
She starts from afar, but she knows this sort of beauty ....
... needs to be seen much more clearly.
I show her my best snooty cat face ....
... then my perfect profile.
I see her about to put down the camera so I try my sad downcast face ....
... then I remember the box on the table and make a dash for continued adoration.
There, I think she's cracked it - absolute puurrrfection :-)