Friday, 16 November 2012

MY Christmas Cake Recipe !!

 
 
On everyone's Blogs at the moment there are delicious recipes for cakes and Christmas goodies, as I hate to not join in with anything here's a recipe from me.  Enjoy !!
 
Ingredients
 
1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 2 cups dried fruit and 1 bottle Vodka
 
 
 
Method
 
Sample a large cup of Vodka to check quality.
 
Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. 
 
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
 
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
 
At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.
 
Try another cup just in case.
 
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
 
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
 
Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time counting each one.
 
Mix on the turner.
 
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
 
Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.
 
 Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
 
Check the Vodka.
 
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
 
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
 
Greash the oven.
 
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
 
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
 
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
 
Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat
 
 
 
 
*Disclaimer - No animals were hurt in the interests of trying out this recipe.
 
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Sorry if you were calling by for a 'real' Christmas cake recipe, but I don't like fruit cakes of any description so I never make one.  There are lots of wonderful recipes out there, both frugal and luxurious, and believe it or not you can have both in one cake!!
 
 
Sue xx
 


13 comments:

  1. hahaha!! love it, thats def my kinda recipe (hic)
    x

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  2. I might have to make another one following your recipe now! haha

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  3. That is nearly the same as my recipe but I use a good malt scotch, oh and I leave out the fruit.

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    1. You'll never get healthy making it that way!!

      Sue xx

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  4. I don't eat fruit cake but always make one. So I sedate myself with brandy.After all one has to be sure the ingredients are fit for purpose!

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  5. Great reshipy! will deffinnittly have to try it! Hic! Ann x

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  6. Wheee !!
    Best Recipe Ever !!
    I just had to put your post on my Facebook page...
    xoxo

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  7. Oh that was so funny. You have given me my morning chuckle. :)

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  8. Excellent Sue. I wasn't going to make a cake this year. Do I ever? But if you can make this one with brandy, I'm in.

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  9. Brilliant. Loved it! You had me going for a while...

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  10. What a laugh ! Thanks for the giggle x

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